The Sense in Life » WTF conversations http://senseinlife.com Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:52:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Thats a long dump http://senseinlife.com/2010/01/thats-a-long-dump/ http://senseinlife.com/2010/01/thats-a-long-dump/#comments Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:11:58 +0000 EverLost http://senseinlife.com/?p=107 I’m standing in line to the restroom with an old man in front of me getting exasperated at the delay…

Me: Are you sure there’s someone in there?

Man: Yes, I think so.

(Silence… sound of flush)

Man: See, I told you.

Me: Ya, I guess you cant really fake that.

Man: I dont why this guy is taking such a long time.  He’s probably taking a dump.

(Sound of another flush)

Man: Thats a pretty long dump. I can tell, just pee would have been quicker, dump is longer.

Me: Ah, I see.

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Guy: Those are a nice pair of shoes.
Girl: Thanks, I got them at this sale here. They’re really comfortable.
Guy: Oh I have the same brand here. See (he shows) – Merrell. They’re pretty good.
Girl: Ya, I got them off at 75%, and they’re awesome.
Me: Even I have the same shoes.
Guy: Oh great, we’re like shoe buddies (and we all show our shoes to each other)

Me: Ya, these are the most comfortable shoes I’ve worn in my life.

Guy. They are pretty comfy (everyone nods their head).

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