The Sense in Life

I’m standing in line to the restroom with an old man in front of me getting exasperated at the delay…

Me: Are you sure there’s someone in there?

Man: Yes, I think so.

(Silence… sound of flush)

Man: See, I told you.

Me: Ya, I guess you cant really fake that.

Man: I dont why this guy is taking such a long time.  He’s probably taking a dump.

(Sound of another flush)

Man: Thats a pretty long dump. I can tell, just pee would have been quicker, dump is longer.

Me: Ah, I see.

I’m sitting in the train, and the person next to me starts this conversation with the girl in front of me:
Guy: Those are a nice pair of shoes.
Girl: Thanks, I got them at this sale here. They’re really comfortable.
Guy: Oh I have the same brand here. See (he shows) – Merrell. They’re pretty good.
Girl: Ya, I got them off at 75%, and they’re awesome.
Me: Even I have the same shoes.
Guy: Oh great, we’re like shoe buddies (and we all show our shoes to each other)

Me: Ya, these are the most comfortable shoes I’ve worn in my life.

Guy. They are pretty comfy (everyone nods their head).