31
Jan
Thats a long dump
I’m standing in line to the restroom with an old man in front of me getting exasperated at the delay…
Me: Are you sure there’s someone in there?
Man: Yes, I think so.
(Silence… sound of flush)
Man: See, I told you.
Me: Ya, I guess you cant really fake that.
Man: I dont why this guy is taking such a long time. He’s probably taking a dump.
(Sound of another flush)
Man: Thats a pretty long dump. I can tell, just pee would have been quicker, dump is longer.
Me: Ah, I see.