Smelling manners
Today a guy with one of those long shaped drums walked onto the train, and said…
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here today to put on a show for you. But first, there’s something we need to talk about – manners.”
(Silence)
“Now, you’d be wondering whats there to talk about manners, but I assure you there is lots to talk.”
“Why is it that we all sit down next to each other with our elbows and feet crossed, and never talk to one another?”
“I mean, if you look at other animals, like rats, when they all come together, they have a party! They start squeaking, smelling each other, licking, saying – Hi yo’all. They seem to have more manners than we do!”
“So today I’m going to dedicate this song to manners. Now, you all know this song, it goes something like this… dum-tudutudu, dum-tudutudu. In the – oh wait, I didnt start that right. Ok lets start again…”