Laugh and love
Xin: You know, I met this girl on a website, and I’m going to meet her tomorrow.
Me: Oh wow. That’s great, Xin.
Xin: Ya ya, she’s very kind and gentle. But I wonder, maybe she does not find me good looking enough.
Me: Xin, don’t worry. I believe that a girl finds that person attractive, who makes her laugh. So, just make her laugh, and you’ll be fine.
Xin: Oh oh, so you mean that if I make her laugh, I can make (her) love. Haha.
Me: Yes, I guess that’s one way of putting it. But how will you know about the love part from the laugh part?
Xin: That is difficult. I will need to measure my performance then. Maybe I will use some performance testing tool.
Me: Haha, you can do a memory test then. Every day, ask her if she remembers you. If she does, then there is no memory leak, if she doesn’t, then you need to fix the memory leak.
Xin: Ok, ok. That’s funny.